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(Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.) ¿Cómo se siente al ser la más bella muchacha en esta sala? (What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?) ¿Estás perdido? Porque al cielo hay un largo camino desde aquí. (Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.)
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The Spanish 'Jaimito' jokes are almost identical to the Mexican 'Pepito jokes', for example. The central themes being word play and double entendre. the wittier the better, of course. Pepito jokes. Pepito is usually a very curious - and at times, obnoxious - kid that stars in a seemingly infinite number of jokes -
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Manos Enormes - Jaimito, si en esta mano tengo ocho naranjas y en esta otra seis naranjas. ¿Qué tengo? - ¡Unas manos enormes, maestra! - Jaimito, if in this hand I have eight oranges and in this other six oranges. What do I have? - Huge hands, teacher! FUN FACT…
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Good joke [deleted] • 7 yr. ago algien me puede explicar? [deleted] OP • 7 yr. ago Both 'fuera' and 'fuese' are valid forms of the imperfect subjunctive conjugation of the verb 'to go'. Look here. So you can both say, 'Mi madre quería que fuese con ella' and 'Mi madre quería que fuera con ella.'
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Jaimito Jokes. Jaimito is the protagonist of some of the best jokes and pranks Spanish. It's about a child who has a rather curious way of thinking and is always involved in funny dialogues. For example, in the following short spanish jokes: A) Jaimito, tell me 5 animals of African origin.
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"I know a good joke" - Conozco un buen chiste "A joke" or "a prank" - una broma "A joke" or "a funny story" - un chiste "A pun" or "a play on words" - un juego de palabras And here's an infographic with all the puns: 1. The Lazy Fish ¿Qué hace el pez perezoso? ¡Nada!
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20 Bilingual Jokes 10 Pepito Jokes 10 Spanish Puns 10 Knock Knock Jokes in Spanish The word for jokes in Spanish is chiste, and I've got some good ones for you in this post. Some can work in either Spanish or English, and some only make sense in Spanish (the puns especially!).
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1. Fishy Fun Mauricio: ¿Qué hace un pez? What does a fish do? Marisol: ¿Qué? What? Mauricio: Nada. Nothing./It swims. Explanation Nada means both nothing and it swims, which explains the punchline of this cute joke. 2. Roof Talk Diego: ¿Qué le dijo un techo a otro techo? What did one roof say to another roof? Laura: ¿Qué? What? Diego:
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Maybe this pun is harder to get just by reading it. This joke works because " cincuenta " is how you say "50", but " sin cuenta " is pronounced the same way and means uncountable/infinite. This is one of the more simple Spanish puns, but it will still impress any Spanish speakers you tell it to. 4. La fruta que se ríe.
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Burro jokes are endless and always popular. Chile is a code name for the male sexual organ, as are plátano, chorizo, and a host of other words. Cacahuate is a disguised form of caca. Words that are a variation on the sound of another word are also commonly used.
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Funniest Jokes in Spanish 1. Wine and In-Laws 2. Bird Imitation 3. A Ray of Sunshine 4. The Most Timely Pun 5. Cowboy Talk 6. Love Between Houses 7. One Fishy Pun 8. Spanish Spelling Bee 9. A Little Math Joke 10. Double Meanings 11. Counting Stars And One More Thing…
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English Learning Spanish and want to be able to make people laugh? Read on to learn these 10 Spanish jokes. Perfect for beginners to experts!
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Dictionary Pronunciation dirty joke ( duhr - di jok ) phrase 1. (general) a. chiste verde She's not a person you would expect to tell dirty jokes.Ella no es una persona que se esperaría que cuente chistes verdes. b. chiste rojo (Mexico) (Peru) (Puerto Rico) Do you want to hear a dirty joke?¿Quieres escuchar un chiste rojo? c. chiste colorado
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4. Eres más soso que la comida de un astronauta. One of the best Spanish insults to tell someone that is very introverted without disrespecting them is Eres más soso que la comida de un astronauta. The translation of this hilarious expression is 'You're blander than an astronaut's food'. 5.
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Here are a few funny jokes that are easy to understand. They'll get you giggling and help you forget about conjugations for a while! Spanish Jokes Video Watch the video below or on our YouTube channel and try not to laugh at our corny Spanish jokes! 7 Jokes to Learn Hay tres clases de personas… There are three kinds of people…
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1 Como les fue en la escuela hoy? Bien, la maestra nos enseñó el sistema reproductor femenino. Y que más vieron hoy? A la policía arrestando a la maestra. How was school today? Fine. The Teacher showed us the female reproductive organ. And what else did you see today? The police arrested the Teacher.
